Sunday, May 29, 2011

Nowitch and Her Search for Pickles

As promised here is the CPSWA's latest Gibberish tale. 


Nowitch had 27 brothers and none of them could fly because they had bare-feet and no pickles. So one day Nowitch decided to...........


use a frying pan and scisser up some sausage, while the cat played with a doormat. Then they could get their galoshes on and go for an evening zoom.....


around the mayer's chimney, where pickles grew in abundance from interlacing bricks. Those pickles mad her ears water just at the thought of them....


They landed as the Mayer’s guard dogs snarled from behind the fence. "What do we do know?" brother number one asked Nowitch....


"Do? Why we do not. We absolutely don't. Have you got the do-nothing-umbrella handy?" Norwich asked while teaching the alpha dog how to play Parcheesi....
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Decide to cut off her brother's toes since they were full of lard. Her brother's knarly toes weighted down her broom no more.....


Fat drops of oil spattered from the sky, ruining the soft pastels of the bumblebee tree. "Now where am I going to find a good platypus?" wondered Nowitch's sister, Yeswitch.....


"Platypus?" One of the twenty-seven asked. "All I need is a good pickle." "Then we must get your toes back and there's only one person who can do that. The witch of Podiatry!"....


but Yeswitch was a clever one and turned her broom into pond scum. Up from the pond scum there arose such a clatter Yeswitch chopped off her hair to see what was the matter...


It was the Mad Hatter to invite her to tea, but she took to long to say anything so he turned into a bee. He tried to fly away, but a giant frog appeared and ate him. Yeswitch freaked and tripped on her flippered boots, trying to get away....


The witch of Podiatry flew out of her flippered boots, carrying pickles for everyone as well as spare toes. Yeswitch and the frog ran away together and to this day live with the bee in Madhatter town. As for Nowitch and her brothers, they play Parcheesi every night with the mayor and his dogs. Sometimes they even let the dogs win, for an extra pickle....


Here we have our creative Gibberish Team and members of CPSWA ( controlled patriots of standard word abuse) there will be advantages to being a member, just haven’t figured it out yet, lol! All of you can take the sign and post it on your side bar, or not, its up to you. Thanks for playing, I have decided to make this a once of month thing. What do you guys think, do you want to play again?



Members as of May 29,2011

Emily Rose  member since April 8, 2011
Craziness abounds Member since April 8,2011
Elisabeth Hirsch member since April 8, 2011
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3 comments:

Geoff Maritz said...

What a cool post. Struggled to understand it but hey, that's gibberish for you. Came to you via Sheila Scribbles. I left a comment there for you on her post about blended families.
God bless, Geoff.

Michael Di Gesu said...

This turned out really fun, sis. You can count on me for he next gibberish session...

I hope you're have a great weekend. Did you get sun? The rains finally stopped for us last night and after a very humid evening we woke up to bright sunshine and drier weather.

Mid-80's and sunny .... a late morning at the lake was a must!

M

Laura Eno said...

Ahh...I missed the gibberish post! I've been in my editing cave.