Monday, March 19, 2012

Guiness Alas

"I-rish you a Merry Christmas and a glass of good cheer and may the luck of the Irish be with you all year!"

Here is the finished gibberish tale, "Guinness Alas" with an Irish twist.


Luck would have 'er at any cost but Guinness didn't know what way to fall down so luck changed into a green river, inviting Guinness to plunge into her depths. But the problem is that danged' Leprechaun, Willard who seems to have lost his power to provide luck.  

Thrashing the green water, Guinness turned on her back so that she could follow the stars back to County Cork where a handsome Irish-Italian stud muffin by the name of Enzo O'Toole awaited. Alas Enzo O'Toole only wanted muffins, not her, he had been called a stud muffin so often he craved them daily. So she stole his muffin batter and made a run for it, dashing away her tears. 

She had barreled into the woods when Enzo caught up to her. He stared at the batter longingly. Guinness had an idea, she raised the batter up to her face and locked her emerald green eyes onto his black olive ones. Luck threw itself into the batter before she swallowed it and hung on for dear life as it slid down her throat, knowing that it would be with her always.

Our talented writers and game players this month in color coded order are:



Minnie
Michael Di Gesu
Minnie


If you would like to join our merry band of CPSWA (controlled patriots of standard word abuse) all you have to do is play and grab the banner on my sidebar. Next game is scheduled for the last Friday in May.


Come back tomorrow to help us celebrate a special book launch!


12 comments:

Bossy Betty said...

Can't quit laughing at that picture!

Stephanie V said...

It's always fun to see where the story goes.

Hilary Melton-Butcher said...

Hi Siv - oh great I can commented - you've unpopped the pop up comment box ....

Love the Gibberish Tale - Guinness Alas .. great imagination here - I can see them all ...

Your cartoons are just wonderful - cheers Hilary

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

And another fine piece of gibberish was created!

Hart Johnson said...

*giggles* Oh, nice tale! Guess I will be careful who I call a stud muffin from now on.

Alleged Author said...

Too funny!! I loved reading this. :)

Craziness abounds said...

This gets funner every time! lol

Debra Harris-Johnson said...

loved it! and the lady in green.
dreamweaver

Elisabeth Hirsch said...

I LOVE this and the picture LMAO! :0)

Nancy Thompson said...

What a fun game! I've never seen this one before!! I am so out of the loop.

Melissa Bradley said...

What a hilarious tale! I'll have to play next time. :)

Michael Di Gesu said...

What fun, Sis. A great ending to a fun Gibberish!