Thursday, June 30, 2011

Nippies Dreams

 The Final results of Nippies Dreams

Nippies dreams were being polluted by a new flower that snored so hard that snot covered everything, and sleeping became impossible......

But that time was different! The snot was poisonous and Nippie was in deep, snotty trouble!!!

The flower snuffled and shifted, but the snot still poured out and the snoring continued.

She couldn't help but rub it into her face. The dried up stuff dried out her delicate fairy skin, making it hard to move her face. 


She got out of her flower bed, and dashed to the nearest stream, and knelt beside it. It looked mucky, but she splashed some onto her face.



Fluttering wings flapped behind, and in front of her. "Oh no," the voice said. "Your face is covered in pooh."


Pooh? Yelled Nippie not realizing that snot is just nose pooh.
I will you with a plastic fork you inconsiderate lion...


That's when Elrod the inconsiderate showed up. Because that, of course, is what Elrods do. Only this time, he was out of character. He had brought a pooh-pill for Nippie.

"What am I to do with this pile of pooh?" Shrieked Nippie.


"Damned if I know," Elrod said, scratching his bald head with one single stand of combed over. "I was told to deliver it to you Nippie from this weird dude I came across in the forest."




Nippie held her nose and tears splashed down her face. "Pooh ... who knew?'


She swallowed the pill while Elrod stood holding his breath. Nippie started to spin faster and faster, pooh flew off her like missiles and exploded in the air. A soft dust of anti snot fell to the ground and covered the garden. Nippie yawned and turned to Elrod. “Look and listen, no more snoring, no pooh, no snot. Let’s get some sleep!”

Here are the talented writers of this piece of Gibberish:

CPSWA Members if you do not have a certificate please feel free to take one now.



Members as of June 29,2011


Looking forward to playing again with you next month

9 comments:

Bossy Betty said...

Hurrah for all your writers!

Lauracea (Sue R) said...

That looks fun! Disgusting - but fun (good thing I already ate lunch). I'd love to join next month. I'm good at gibberish LOL.

Elisabeth Hirsch said...

LOL! I LOVE it ;)

N. R. Williams said...

Goodness, so glad I'm not her.
Nancy
N. R. Williams, The Treasures of Carmelidrium

Craziness abounds said...

Yeah I got a gibberish button.

Craziness abounds said...

Ok it won't let me take it. :)

Michael Di Gesu said...

Greatly funny, messy, strange, and cute little story...

I'll proudly take a button Sis....

nutschell said...

Hi Siv!
I've given you a BLOG AWARD and you can drop by anytime you're free to get it. Hopefully it helps to brighten up your day. :)

warm regards,
Nutschell
www.thewritingnut.com

Susan Kane said...

Brilliant! Having grandchildren, I have become fluent in gibberish, and know multiple words for pooh...