Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Everything you always wanted to know about Minnie, but were afraid to ask

 Meet Minnie:
Minnie usually wears Red, but sometimes she may surprise you

This is Minnie. She may look tough but actually she is quite insecure. That is probably why she is such a grumpy old thing. I met Minnie years ago on the internet, where she came from before that I do not know. She seemed to be hiding out, homeless and ignored. Whenever I found myself cruising around in the image ghetto looking for a fix, I would run into her. Finally she just followed me home and has been living in my photos ever since.
Every now and then Minnie likes to come out to play Gibberish share her opinions, or to be nasty. She likes to point out others insecurities and often she tells me that I am not good enough, that I do everything wrong, that no one likes me. She tells me that I am selfish and that I should not spend so much time at my computer or on my hobbies. She tells me that I should study more, clean more, pay more attention to my family, and make more money. She also likes to point out all my bad habits and she teases me constantly. “Eat better, you are gaining weight, do you really need that chocolate now?" She spits out words like venom and tells me, “You look like an old hippie, get your hair cut and colored, put on some make-up and wear something other than jogging pants!” 

I really hate Minnie sometimes and have tried to get rid of her more then once. Just when I think she is gone, she turns up once again pointing her finger and yelling, “Do you want to end up like me, old and grumpy, and stuck in a strange laptop?” I never seem to know when she will appear. Let me tell you, I could really use a vacation from Minnie. If you could just take her off my hands for a while that would be great. Just copy and paste her into your photos. Minnie likes to travel. Minnie has some unusual friends. Einar, Frida and Bert call themselves Minnies groupies and they are as irritating as mosquitoes. Just ignore them when they start buzzing around inside your head, telling you that everything Minnie says is true. Her words of wisdom are referred to as Minnie-isms.

Frida, Einar and Bert

Minnies groupies have decided that they want Minnie to stick around so they decided that Minnie should have her own fan club.

The CPSWA is short for Controlled Patriots of Standard Word Abuse. These Patriots are fluent in Giggerish, hard headed, stubborn and willing to speak their mind even if what they say is not always liked by others. Are you someone like that, or do you want to be? If so then join Minnies fan club. It's easy, just post her fan club banner on your blog (if that is your thing) and play gibberish at least once. NOTE: NO LINK NEEDED!  This is a state of mind, not anything else, sharing the love is optional. 

Members names will be added to this list as they join in the Minnie fun. Gibberish is played and hosted by Minnie the last Friday of every month. Lets see what words of wisdom or "Minnie-ism" she has to say about this.


"What have Gus, Frida and Einar gotten me into now! Dagnabbit, who gives a Jimminy cricket what I got to say? "

Some Stuff for your page:

Take a look at some gibberish created by the CPSWA by clicking HERE

Minnie News:

Minnie will once again be making her appearance during the whole month of April for the A-Z challenge.

Minnie is starting her own mailing list to keep members up to date on all Minnie news as well as special surprises. If you would like to be on her Mailing list please e-mail me or leave a comment below.


Anonymous said...

Not sure if I did that right so let me know. I tried clicking on the fan club button and adding it to my blog but it did something bizarre and couldn't get it to work. :(

Siv Maria said...

Revised post just for you crazy girl :)

Hart Johnson said...

*Giggles* I'm a Minnie fan, though I am careful what I put in my sidebar because my page already opens on the slow side because of my blogroll, but I do like Minnie!

Laura Eno said...

Minnie is just too darn cute to pass up! I'm in. :)

Name: Luana Krause said...

Hi, Minnie! I'm in!

Elisabeth Hirsch said...

I'm a big fan too ;)

Dafeenah said...

So cool! I am definitely in! Minnie is my role model. I hope to be just like her when I grow up


Anonymous said...

Think I got it on there without the weird box thing. Yeah!

Tiger85 said...

This is the first time I've heard of Minnie. =)

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Lynda R Young said...

hehe Minnie needs her own Facebook page ;)

Michael Di Gesu said...

Too, funny. How could you not love Minnie.

Debbie said...

HA !! I love minnie! Thanks for coming over and paying me a visit!! Minnie is just awesome

Summer Ross said...

Minnie sounds like loads of fun! I'll be a fan in a state of mind way :)

Eliza said...

Oh I love Minnie, she'll be going on my side bar :-)

Josh Hoyt said...

I'm a fan look forward to more of her orneriness:)