Just gibberish, I agree but it was fun to play.
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Spots of anger tried once again to sneak inside the clowns green velvet smile. The smile wore a secret between its teeth and anger wanted it back. Taking all its tools of despair, the spots of anger crawled under the green velvet and found to his surprise an onion! Anger wanted that onion out of there because he preferred parfait instead, so he pulled a pick out of his back pocket and began chiseling away. Chiseling out the onion only made him cry so Spots wiped his eyes on his huge handkerchief. Then, wrapping his hand in the cloth, he began to prize apart the sharp edges of the clown's teeth enough to slip through.
The clown sneezed, opening his mouth to twice its normal size, allowing spots to sneeze, and boy what a sneeze it was. A hairball… maybe, but It was more like a giant tumbling weed as it tossed its way along the frozen desert of near-endless food, which the clown imagined flowing with pools of ice cream sundaes, chocolate flowing rivers and mountains of sprinkles and toppings. It sat there wondering who could be angry with all of this scrumptious delight.
The secret was revealed in all these sweet delights and spots of anger were no longer spots. Where the spots once were there were was an ocean of delight and anger was no more. The green smile decided it was time to share its secret and anytime anger came around it, the green smile opened its mouth and ate ...happily…ever… after.