As soon as the coals ignited and various accessories were tossed with bits of flesh on the hot bars of aluminum, the beast in the belly started to growl. It needed to be satisfied by Hot Tamales and pickles, but the pickles in the fridge were sliced and not whole, and if they weren't whole the beast wasn't satisfied. So the beast got another idea; a few cod from the fjord to feast on now, and to complete the meal a big hot cherry pie so full of sugar that the beast started to drool at the thought of it. As the cod jumped on the grill the calories started to pop out of the coals and they danced all the way to the beasts open mouth. They tangoed across his tongue. As he licked his lips, they slipped like logs on a waterfall ride sticking the sides of his phlegmy throat. He swallowed and glump, glump, glump it finally went into the pit of hot lava like juice in the pit of his stomach, where they began to pop like Pop Rocks! The music coming from the pop rocks as they exploded out of the beast and on to the grill was so fantastic that the neighbors held a party for the Beast in the Belly and he became famous. His number one hit “Pop it like it Rocks,” has sold more cod and cherry pie than any other performer to date.
Written by this ambitious gang of Minnie’s gibberish fun lovers:
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