As soon as the coals ignited and various accessories were
tossed with bits of flesh on the hot bars of aluminum, the beast in the belly
started to growl. It needed to be satisfied by Hot Tamales and pickles, but the
pickles in the fridge were sliced and not whole, and if they weren't whole the
beast wasn't satisfied. So the beast got another idea; a few cod from the fjord
to feast on now, and to complete the meal a big hot cherry pie so full of sugar
that the beast started to drool at the thought of it. As the cod jumped on the
grill the calories started to pop out of the coals and they danced all the way
to the beasts open mouth. They tangoed across his tongue. As he licked his
lips, they slipped like logs on a waterfall ride sticking the sides of his phlegmy
throat. He swallowed and glump, glump, glump it finally went into the pit of
hot lava like juice in the pit of his stomach, where they began to pop like Pop
Rocks! The music coming from the pop rocks as they exploded out of the beast
and on to the grill was so fantastic that the neighbors held a party for the Beast
in the Belly and he became famous. His number one hit “Pop it like it Rocks,”
has sold more cod and cherry pie than any other performer to date.
Written by this ambitious gang of Minnie’s gibberish fun
lovers:
Have a great week-end!
6 comments:
We are all cool.
Hugs and chocolate,
Shelly
Love it! Yay for gibberish!
Pop it Like Rocks - hilarious!
Hi Siv .. that has come out really well - surprisingly! What a fun read .. and I love Diane's ending .. Pop It Like It Rocks ..
Cheers enjoy the weekend .. Hilary
Minnie thanks you guys for playing!
love this silliness
:-)
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