Thursday, January 5, 2012

Final Tale of Heartballs and Hiccups

So this is how Minnie started the story about Heartballs and Hiccups and how the rest of the C.P.S.W.A. continued the story until Minnie finished  it off. Enjoy, and see you at the end of the month for another tale of complete Gibberish by Minnie and her fan club, Controlled Patriots of Standard Word Abuse.



Heartballs can only be drunk in the blue light otherwise hiccups will crawl onto the floor and trip anything or anyone in its way. Sucker Punch was stupid and hiding behind another glass he made his move and
the lights went out! A bolt of lightning ripped the sky and suddenly a booming voice told him not to move. Turning around, he noticed a toad in the middle of the floor
Linda H. said...
flopping like a fish out of water, its long purple tongue spinning around as the hiccups rolled off it. Sucker Punch bent over toad and
grabbed another heartball because when in doubt . . . it's time to grab a heartball!
Stephanie V said...
Just then the light changed to green. The hiccups spied Sucker Punch trying to creep out from behind the glass. Stuttering with merry giggles, they
flew straight up into the sky and bit the butt of a huge banana. The banana squealed
YOU BIT MY BANANUS OFF!
Banana peeled out to a fruit market hoping to save his skin. He screeched to a halt when he saw a giant baby baboon lumbering after him. He turned the corner and
shelly said...
a big boot squashed him but not without the owner slipping through the now dead banana.
The Suffolk Punch(a large horse), dragged his squished remains into the hallway, the fizz and bubbles of his drink flying every where.
Minnie said...
No one was safe anymore as the hiccups joined the dead bananus and tripped Sucker Punch and all his smart ass friends into the toads mouth. The baby baboon laughed and said, “Beware of Heartball cocktails if the light is not blue!”


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Have a great day or night everyone, and speak as much gibberish as you can.

6 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

It took a wild turn when banana became involved. Hilarious!

Melissa Ann Goodwin said...

well that was delightfully silly!

Li said...

That was entertaining reading :-)

Elisabeth Hirsch said...

I'm so glad it had a boot in it. Boots make everything amazing LOL!

McKenzie McCann said...

It's almost like a little jaberwocky poem. I adore the picture, by the way.

Jules said...

What a treat to start the weekend. :)
Jules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow