Tuesday, August 16, 2011

From Bathtub to Flames

Once upon a time there was a little Hart that loved nothing better than to sit in her bathtub and write. Through her pruned little fingers she created a world of her own that she was willing to share with anyone who would dare get naked with her. Eventually her water got cold. Lucky for her there was a fire wizard who cast some flames into her tub and warmed her up enough to send heat among the land of bloggers of which I am one. In order to keep the flame burning I must answer these questions before sending the heat out again into the Blogger realm.

Are you a rutabaga? Ha ha, NO! I am pure meat baby and the thought of sitting on the side of the plate, making others look good never occurred to me.

Who is your current crush? What is a crush, I am too old for crushes. I have recently fallen in love though with my son who I just met after 34 years.

a picture that makes you happy. What else could that be than my current crush? Here he is girls, eat your hearts out but beware he is not single.

When was the last time you ate a vine-ripened tomato?  A couple of days ago, it is all I eat.

Name one habit that causes other people to plot your demise?  This is impossible to answer.  Just one?  You would have to ask the “Other people.”

What is the weirdest, most-disgusting job you've ever had to do? I avoid these kinds of jobs so I would have to say none. The scariest job I ever had to do though was to get people to a rescue station during a fire onboard a cruise boat. We all survived.

Where da muffin top at? Well that all depends on how many muffins you have on a tray. You did mean plural right? Now if you mean singular, I would say on the very last spot of frosting  Take that any way you want.

What author introduced you to your genre? Ha ha, I have no genre! If you think you can put me in a box you are so wrong. I like and am inspired by many authors, from Steven King, to John Irving and Roald Dahl. I also love Charles Dickens so what does that say?

 Describe yourself using obscure Latin words.  “Sicut in caelo et in terra"--- As in heaven so on Earth.” Yes, you got it folks, I am an angel…lol!

The following people are being tagged for the above award and subsequent internet meme because I just love them and the support they have shown me. There are others, but you guys already know who you are. These deserve a special shout out from me:

Thank you for the spirit 

Thank you for the laughs 
Thank you my brother, for always being there 
Thank you for your inspiration 
Thank you for your friendship  
Thank you for your hope 

Have a great day everyone and keep the fire burning!


Hart Johnson said...

Ha! Love the presentation!!! Fun facts, too!!!

Talli Roland said...

Love that first question! So happy to hear you're not a root vegetable. :)

Karen Walker said...

What a delightful way to present awards - and I just love your answers. Thanks, Siv, for passing this along to me.

Stranger in a Strange Land said...

Will do...


Elisabeth Hirsch said...

Pure meat :0) I LOVE it!

Craziness abounds said...

Your boys girlfriend is gonna be mad at you for posting such a hot picture of him. lol I would say you are def steak. That seems to fit you. Not rump roast or anything.
My most disgusting job (weird since I've had a few) was cleaning other peoples houses. NEVER DO THAT! Worst job ever and it teaches you to not trust humanity!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Congratulations and your description of our Watery Tart was perfect.

GigglesandGuns said...

You really captured Hart the Tart.
Thanks for thinking o me <3

Susan Kane said...

Great answers to some interesting questions.

Nadia said...

Great post! Your son is a definite cutie ;)

I'm glad you're influenced by so many authors, but if the book you write is anything like the novels by Charles Dickens, I'll never get through it! :(

Michael Di Gesu said...

Hi, Sis,

You certainly got her ROYAL TARTNESS to a T. Well done...

I am honored that you thought of me... And yes, that's what little brothers are here to do... look after their sisters. I have my eye on you... always.

I hope to see you in October.